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Call yourself a pet lover? So what if kitty's having an affair with your neighbour, or Fido's too busy on e-bay to give you quality time. For better or worse remember...?
Clearly it's time to put the spice back into your marriage. Check out the links below, ask Adrian for help with any problems, and go and book a weekend away for two.

Good luck and remember:

Marriage is for life if your pet is the wife.
- Matilda

* If you're a pet shame on you. Never bite the hand that feeds you.

** This page is brown as divorce is so mucky.

So you got fat, made no time for Squawk, and you're battling alcoholism ...

Don't feel guilty. Buy back your pet's affections with one of these great gifts.

The bigger the infidelity, the bigger the bunch

Escape the rumours

A nice trim will put the smile back on Blobby's face

If you've really blown it $$$$

Pets have baggage just like the rest of us. Substandard cat food, abuse, or an absent father figure could easily be the reason for your pet's angst. So whether he's having a burnout, snapping at your every word or holding back in the cuddles department, somebody somewhere can help.

Use the pet translator, relax in a mud bath, or play the crab ball game.

online pet counsellor

Ask the online pet shrink

Dr Roger Mugford

(Shrink treating Princess Anne's dog)

worldwide link

If you interrogate your pet every time he goes out with his mates, or if you've nothing to talk about over dinner, perhaps you could do with some professional help.

Is your pet suitable? Test your relationship here!

Catch your cheating lover!

Is your pet an addict? Help is out there.

When nothing else works.