Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.

*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet.

NB: On this website we often refer to pets as 'he'. We want you to know that we're not sexist, girl pets are great. We're just lazy typists.
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So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot.

But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him.

So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?



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Would you be interested in taking part in a new BBC2 documentary series?

We're making six programmes about pets and their owners - looking at everything from pet funerals, to pet grooming, to pet weddings. We'd love to hear from anyone in the UK who's thinking of marrying their pet in 2005. If you're interested in finding out more about the series (in confidence and without any commitment to taking part), please contact David at pets@blastfilms.co.uk or on 0207 267 4260.