| 27 May 2007 19:43 |
| | Good site - you're a pretty good writer..... Very creative...
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| | Tom |
| 27 May 2007 15:59 |
| | COOOOOOL!!!!!!!! Let's be friends!!! Go to my site and post your info :)
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| | Phillip |
| 27 May 2007 07:49 |
| | Good web site!!! Thank you for your job!!! I will recommend you to all my friends... Visit my site and add your comments :)
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| | Plummer |
| 26 May 2007 23:57 |
| | Where did you find this guestbook by the way??? I'd like to have one like this on one of my sites!!!
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| | Rebeca |
| 26 May 2007 02:06 |
| | thanks you peopels.
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| | Aleksiu |
| 18 Jan 2007 16:07 |
| | Is there something wrong with the snake Petal?
My advice would be to get the snake to bite anyone who says anything hurtful. |
| | dom |
| 18 Jan 2007 16:05 |
| | Iguanas are not a problem. Feel free to marry. |
| | Dom |
| 18 Jan 2007 08:25 |
| | I am a female and I am in love with my female iguana...can you marry us? I pay well. |
| | IguanaGal |
| 15 Jan 2007 11:35 |
| | This is a interesting idea. My guess is that this is a cute fun little site for animal lovers to show how much they love their pets in a silly way. I don't think that this is a site to promote bestiality. So don't freak out people. |
| | Eh... |
| 02 Jan 2007 14:02 |
| | my friend kenny married his pet snake, people laugh at him, what advice can i give him to help him overcome the hurtful comments people give to him? |
| | petal |
| 06 Dec 2006 11:41 |
| | hey every 1 im new ere |
| | hayley |
| 06 Dec 2006 11:27 |
| | hello, i have a flea circus i am extremely fond of the said fleas is it possible to have more than one flea wife??? they move so fast i cant remember their name and indeed the one i loved the most, i would therefore like to marry them all. is that legal in this country??? im not sure how many there are , if the bastards would just hold still ...
please send me some info...thanks alot remember they are not pests and a weed is just a plant in the wrong place
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| | jb |
| 06 Dec 2006 11:22 |
| | Dear Koko, uve got all wrong u r dull human being on earth, k ok. Sure lots of guys hit on u i bet ur bf is Napleon D. Listen u need to lighten urself , seriosly \'Oh all of u guys are stupid and r dull\' c\'mon u r the biggest bitch i have evr met. |
| | I hate Koko |
| 06 Dec 2006 11:20 |
| | ok so i had a crush on a cat so i proposed he said yes but he cheated me with bff and we were married for 5 months what should i do |
| | hi |
| 05 Dec 2006 23:43 |
| | my friend wants to marry her dog but its female is this allowed?
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| | Tig |
| 21 Nov 2006 16:29 |
| | It's very interesting site! |
| | Harry |
| 21 Nov 2006 11:39 |
| | Hi,Jonny,you ara welcome! |
| | David |
| 20 Nov 2006 16:57 |
| | Hi,my name is Jonny.It's my first message! |
| | Jonny |
| 11 Nov 2006 10:42 |
| | Make it up to him by expanding his fish bowl, or maybe giving him a few pebbles in his aquarium. Treat your fish to the finest. If you are ready for a commitment, too, I say you go for it! This comes from experience, I'm happily married to my love, hamster Torrian. :D |
| | Light |
| 01 Nov 2006 09:04 |
| | marry him of course, and don't stinge on the wedding costs |
| | sam |
| 31 Oct 2006 13:56 |
| | I'm really upset at the moment, my goldfish sakana has been ignoring me for the past two months. How can I make it up to him?? I think he wants long term commitment. What should I do? |
| | john |
| 18 Oct 2006 19:46 |
| | Good site! |
| | phenter |
| 14 Oct 2006 10:30 |
| | Beautiful desing! |
| | Redfox |
| 11 Oct 2006 08:16 |
| | Holy Christ on a crutch, I haven't seen something this entertaining for a while.
Okay, now all I've got to see is a pig fly, and I'm set for death. |
| | Can't stop laughing |
| 10 Oct 2006 14:12 |
| | Nice site! |
| | David |
| 07 Oct 2006 00:49 |
| | Iam just writing to tell of my heartache at losing the love of my life. I recently married my darling blonde labrador whom i recently found out has `cheated on me with some alsation BITCH!!! if she happens to come on to this site please tell her to pick up her poop scoop and collar. |
| | scaldyjeebag@yahoo.co.uk |
| 01 Oct 2006 18:34 |
| | i still hate u Koko |
| | I hate Koko |
| 01 Oct 2006 18:31 |
| | Dear Koko,
uve got all wrong u r dull human being on earth, k ok. Sure lots of guys hit on u i bet ur bf is Napleon D. Listen u need to lighten urself , seriosly 'Oh all of u guys are stupid and r dull' c'mon u r the biggest bitch i have evr met. Hate u too
Hate,
Me
p.s i hope u get this msg
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| | I hate Koko |
| 20 Sep 2006 03:29 |
| | I am a bald, middle-aged, handicapped man with a cat obsession. Is it ok to go to the animal shelter to pick out a cat for the specific purpose of marriage? Or do I have to get some sort of license first? |
| | Mike S. of Huntsville, AL |
| 09 Sep 2006 23:45 |
| | I'm afraid you'll just have to keep living in sin.
Are you taking good care of the shavings when you sharpen it? |
| | D |
| 09 Sep 2006 21:45 |
| | I'm 15 and I was wondering- can I marry a pencil? I've had this pencil since the day I first started school and I really love it. It's small though, due to the fact that I've sharpened it so many times. My teacher offered to give me a new pencil, because this one is so small that it's hard to write with, but I started screaming and crying because I love my pencil, and I refuse to part with it. |
| | PENCIL GIRL |
| 03 Sep 2006 14:55 |
| | Sorry but I cant marry my sister!
I'll let you ADOPT me instead so long as you feed me well and take me for long walks on the beach! |
| | Brutus |
| 29 Aug 2006 17:55 |
| | T-Rex and I are happy together - I love him dearly, he's a Gemini, I'm an Aries. I've always wondered whether his astro sign had something to do with our extreme compatability - interstingly, the marriage compatabilty report declares our match to be one made in heaven! |
| | NM |
| 29 Aug 2006 17:45 |
| | Many of you are common-law married already - make it legal - plan a fall wedding and reception. |
| | NM |
| 27 Aug 2006 16:58 |
| | Just seen a wedding of a woman and pet on sky 3..baffled at the marraige thing of pets and if u love yr dog more then a human then yr living in the wrong world |
| | Amazed |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:57 |
| | Syrus sounds like a bitch anyway.
There's plenty more fish in the sea, or dogs in the pound... |
| | bob |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:56 |
| | >From Syrus to Puppy.. No I will not Marry You. I met Fiffi and we are in love. Like in Lady and the Tramp kind of love |
| | Syrus the Virus |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:55 |
| | Hello.. I wish to confess my everlasting love for my dog syrus the virus. Will you Marry Me Syrus? We can live happy ever after. Finally someone who understands my needs and wants.
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| | puppy |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:54 |
| | IT\'S YOUR FRIGGIN PET, FER CRYIN\' OUT LOUD!! GO OUT AND GET A DATE, DON\'T MARRY A THING THAT WON\'T WORK, WON\'T TALK, AND WON\'T LOVE YOU BACK!!
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| | D. |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:45 |
| | ooh God.. what the hell is going on here.. the peopl are getting mad... lol |
| | surrealism |
| 01 Aug 2006 11:44 |
| | i want to marry with my dog matty... i am a gay.. |
| | gay guy |
| 30 Jun 2006 01:35 |
| | HI!
My name is Darling_One and I have been deeply in love with my pet Rottweiler!
He is the most compassionate male I have come across, and Id like to formally acknowledge my feeling for him by proposing marriage.
Will you marry me Brutus? |
| | Darlig_One |
| 29 Jun 2006 05:39 |
| | well lets see my friend has two cats and she was doing a sceen she made her cat named Frizzy ask her other cat Jenie to marrie him is was very funny but the cute part was that Jenie moved her hed up then down and they wouldn't stop looking at eachother all day! |
| | Madison |
| 28 Jun 2006 14:38 |
| | I am finding lady for my life to marry. I want to make realtion on faith. If any one want to make relation with me just call me or mail me
-number deleted by editor to protect the innocent/impresionable/stupid
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| | Newton |
| 16 Jun 2006 12:06 |
| | I found this site tonight, and now I am deeply suspicious that my (human) fiance might be planning on ousting me from the ceremony in favor of our Kittygirl! I\'ve been jealous for ages, the way she meows coquettishly at him, reaches for him, gazes adoringly at him, yet avoids me, even though I\'ve been with her since she was kitten and he\'s only been living with us almost 2 years now. But I know how to cook their goose. I\'ll just marry the Kittyboy! I know he\'ll say yes. |
| | Laughing So Hard I Could Die |
| 16 Jun 2006 12:04 |
| | This is a really funny site! Love is in the air! |
| | Roxie, New York City |
| 23 May 2006 15:34 |
| | If you can't find one then perhaps you could make her something nice. I made a lovely collar for my dog using a ribbon and a couple of pretty yellow and purple flowers from my garden (minus thorns of course) and attaching this to his normal collar.
It didn't last that long, but for an hour or so he looked quite gorgeous and smelt rather yummy too.
Good luck |
| | dom |
| 23 May 2006 13:21 |
| | I am looking for a bow or domething similiar for my dog to wear on our wedding day, she is a Am staff with a 20 inch neck but anything I have fouond is too small for her neck. Anyone know anywhere I can get her something pretty? |
| | Helen |
| 22 May 2006 11:57 |
| | Great Site! I think it should be legal to marry your beloved, even if they are a non-human animal. I mean they scream for \"Animal Rights\" all the time so why not give them the rights we have... you could claim them as dependants (since they are dependant on you anyway) and even give them more rights and protections they still don\'t have. I love the idea and would rather see it than same sex marriages. |
| | iluvmares |
| 15 May 2006 09:51 |
| | I don't want to marry my pet, but if you want to, just do it..!:p |
| | ILOVEANIMALSMORETHANYOU ;) |
| 14 May 2006 22:36 |
| | lol this is bloody funny :) |
| | moggin |
| 10 May 2006 19:34 |
| | what's the point of marrying anyone? |
| | Fred |
| 10 May 2006 17:42 |
| | what's the point of marrying a pet? It seems like the stupidest idea ever. |
| | kati |
| 04 May 2006 19:29 |
| | i love the site and i think this is the funniest site ever im still laughing hard |
| | dog lover |
| 26 Apr 2006 15:46 |
| | u are so messed in the head...but great site though i havent layghed so hard in my life...lol |
| | stephanie |
| 12 Apr 2006 11:22 |
| | omgg.. mi dog is sO hawt! ii LOVE yew jacksOn!!
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| | LyS`xx n eM! =] |
| 11 Apr 2006 18:33 |
| | Ask Adrian |
| | D |
| 10 Apr 2006 16:19 |
| | Can i marry my goldfish? |
| | Ian |
| 10 Apr 2006 15:46 |
| | What is your stand on same sex, owner/pet unions? I think we\'ll just live together in sin.
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| | The love that dare not bark its name. |
| 07 Apr 2006 12:35 |
| | I imagine some loving owners would marry their pet to secure vetinary insurance. |
| | Pete |
| 27 Mar 2006 17:05 |
| | I dont believe this !!!
I\'d love to marry my online lover, not my pet .... LOL... he can behave like a dog sometimes, but he\'s a lot more communicative.
Thanks for this funny site, I had a good laugh reading these crazy messages... be good all of you |
| | Penelope |
| 23 Mar 2006 19:36 |
| | Haha this is a very funny site. But to be honest I couldnt love my pet so much to marry it. And to the people that are over reacting to this, lighten up. jeeze its all fun and games. its actually funny. And i have a question. if you marry like a dog that the same sex as you are you gay? lol. just wondering. no offense to anyone. |
| | All Fun |
| 10 Mar 2006 15:46 |
| | In support of pet marriage.
Some will laugh, maybe thats right. Some will flame. Many won't take it seriously. Some will.
Either way thank you for this site. To a lot of people, its a good thing either for real, or to reflect the affection a good companion animal can be for a human, and a human for an animal... |
| | PS |
| 01 Mar 2006 16:39 |
| | who in the hell would want to marry their fuckin pet.. i mean you could never EVER talk to them... unless a bird could just repeat you... its a waste of time and they\'ll just DIE before you will... what if your \"LOVER\" gets hit by a car... you got life insurance? you all too stupid to even be alive.. you people are a waste of space on earth.... |
| | SASHA! |
| 01 Mar 2006 12:40 |
| | I have a male and female cat and the male has been my bf for 4 years now. He would never be unfaithful to me, he comes to bed when i do, waits for me to come home from work. He is emotionally dependant on me as i am with him and we are happy with our life. The girl...she deals with it |
| | Cat Lover |
| 24 Feb 2006 21:25 |
| | i want to marry my turtle |
| | dave |
| 06 Feb 2006 15:05 |
| | Don't panic Geraldine, order some pizza and Hagen Daaz, and indulge in a little comfort food while you get the locks changed. Half the house is yours for sure. |
| | Fred |
| 04 Feb 2006 06:13 |
| | I'm sooo down, my human mate for life has run off with another human....what should I do? I've had to spend the last 3 hours picking my cage lock to get out and type this. I'm at a loss, help!!! PS If she (yes we married in ireland) divorces me do I get half the house, my cage is kind of small.... |
| | Geraldine (the gerbil) |
| 25 Jan 2006 09:35 |
| | I found my soul mate hamster cheating on me with my cat the other day... I couldn\'t take it so I shot myself
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| | Hammy |
| 22 Jan 2006 11:11 |
| | I think you guys are all crazy.... CRAZY i said CRAZY!!!!! |
| | Theresa |
| 16 Jan 2006 12:06 |
| | Im a man who's 47 and i really love both of my pets but i just know which one to marry. Should i go for my pet bird or my adorable cat.
Me and the cat have great fun together, but i can have really in depth conversations with my pet bird, Please write back
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| | Martin Mc Manus |
| 16 Jan 2006 12:04 |
| | I have guinea-pig and I like him very much, but I cannot marry him. this is my idea about this. |
| | Miro, Czech republic |
| 16 Jan 2006 12:01 |
| | I am having an affair with next doors hamster Squeeks, but I think hes cheating on me with the milk man. What should I do? Ive already proposed, but he hasn\'t given me an answer yet.. |
| | peter |
| 12 Jan 2006 17:53 |
| | So long as it's also Nibble's wish, this is no problem. The quicker you rescue him from Ass hole Eric, the better. Good Luck! |
| | d |
| 10 Jan 2006 19:25 |
| | you are all gay !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | belle |
| 10 Jan 2006 18:54 |
| | My nibbles and I have been friends for a little over a year now. I know he loves me, but I also think he still resents me for sleeping with his \"owner\". I explained to him (Nibbles) that I only did it so we could be together. I now need to know if I can legally marry Nibbles while he resides in ass hole Eric\'s apartment, or if I can just take him with me. I know he would come willingly. Doesn\'t that make it alright? |
| | Alicia Bernard |
| 10 Jan 2006 18:51 |
| | get a large bath and start practising with your snorkel. |
| | d |
| 06 Jan 2006 03:03 |
| | I am so in love with my gold fish and i want to be with him but im scared that me living on land and him living in the water is pulling us apart. What should i do...? i was thinking that i could build a large aquarium so we could truly be together. |
| | Scared and in Love |
| 17 Dec 2005 01:03 |
| | Im in love with a a yorkie called harley what should i do? |
| | WillsZenith |
| 16 Dec 2005 02:50 |
| | I really want to marry my hamster, but I never find a good moment to propose, because he's always so busy either running on his wheel or sleeping. What should I do? |
| | semi |
| 03 Dec 2005 14:59 |
| | Iam want to marry a beutiful girl |
| | hamied |
| 25 Nov 2005 09:07 |
| | i got to thinking about your pet marriage and i have a looky lou myself. However, I am not sure if the marraige would last long, as he likes to mate with a lot of bitches. So my question is, is there any way to sign a pre-nuptual agreement? |
| | snoyl |
| 12 Nov 2005 14:53 |
| | plz help, i fell in love with my cat, wallace and everything was great until we had a row 1 day n he stormed out of the house. The next day i saw him flirting with the cat across the street called Sarah and now i think their going out becuase hes always out of the house and he comes bck late. Im so jealous i dnt no wot to do, i know it sounds silly but i would love to b able to tie the knot wit Wallace but im afraid he wont want to. |
| | Sooo jealous |
| 09 Nov 2005 03:23 |
| | I just recently divorced a bitch and now she’s trying to send me to the dog house. Anyone else have that problem? |
| | My lady is a tramp |
| 07 Nov 2005 18:44 |
| | I love my pet bird parakeet.I lareday gave him ahuman name. his anme is Prince Petrie Winchester Clark I. He alreday pretty much contriols me. seriously, whenever he wants something he gets really vociterious and knocks things around.He has free run of my run and is never in teh cage cept at night..so pretty much,I figures why not mary him? he already controls me.... |
| | Hybrid |
| 30 Sep 2005 17:12 |
| | I really think this is a spectacular idea. I mean my pooch, he doesn’t care what I look like. He doesn’t care that I’m a little more on the ‘meatier’ side, and he certainly doesn’t stare at me when my skin condition is acting up.
Not like those mean people at Cost-co.
I’m totally going to marry my pet. Great site!
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| | inanechickypoo |
| 11 Sep 2005 11:40 |
| | i think marring your pet is a good idea and i would consider marring mine if i had the money hehe. |
| | babsie |
| 28 Aug 2005 05:51 |
| | to all the idiots making rude comments-this site is not serious. no one on here has gotten a real *legal* marriage to their pets, and no one on here has gotten their pretend marriage to their pet because they can't get a real date. this is all in good fun. i don't have a psychological problem, i'm not too ugly or weird to find a date (i have a real human boyfriend actually and guys hit on me all the time) and i do not practice or endorse beastiality, and neither do the people who control this site. i can't say what's normal and what's not, but the people who are saying mean things about this site are probably some of the must dull and humourless human beings on the planet and i'll only be so lucky to never encounter them. lighten up a little! |
| | Koko |
| 13 Jul 2005 19:07 |
| | Is it legal for me to marry my same sex pet?
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| | Nan |
| 09 Jul 2005 01:44 |
| | where can I get a dolphin to marry i mean they are preformers, and letting peple swim with it can rake in the dough right? he'll have his own income |
| | landlubber |
| 06 Jul 2005 17:50 |
| | i want one girl friend who will seeking with me . u have like thie girl . please |
| | jinalpanchal |
| 06 Jul 2005 11:54 |
| | My name is Maddy and I adore my cat Teazel. She is a little brown
tortashell. She has a big personality and is very friendly, though
sometimes a bit too cheeky. I love her dearly, even when she has fishy
breath. Hello my lovely!
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| | Love from your mummy xxx |
| 06 Jul 2005 11:09 |
| | well me and mr scnhucums the goldfish were together forever until my son of a bastard friend came. he now rest in peace down the toilet it was agony I LOVE U SCNHUCUMS!!!!!!! sob sob i miss u baby |
| | NAME WITHELD |
| 06 Jul 2005 11:07 |
| | I\'ve been married to an austrailian sheperd and a lop eared rabbit for the past 5 years and we are all very happy. |
| | Hex2600 |
| 06 Jul 2005 11:05 |
| | I married a Blue Whale once. She was nice... we had some good times. But I decided to call it off. She was cheating on me with a giant squid. She totally denied it, but it\'s kind of obvious when whenever we were cuddling a 10 foot long tentacle shoots by. |
| | Moby |
| 06 Jul 2005 11:00 |
| | I already feel married to my pet Dachshund, Dylan. We have been together since August 16, 1996. He is the most affectionate dog. I love him so much. We snuggle so closely on cold nights. I have even referred to him as my husband. II don\'t think I could feel more married to Dylan than I already do, but I will consider making it \"official.\" |
| | Marilyn Baleme |
| 06 Jul 2005 10:53 |
| | I CAN SEE I\'M TOTALLY NORMAL. |
| | JO-ANNE FROM HOLLAND DUDE. |
| 06 Jul 2005 10:47 |
| | I think you must all be so ugly that you can not get a date. |
| | Krissy |
| 06 Jul 2005 10:41 |
| | Its people like you that are making it difficult for gays/lesbians to progress with equal rights. |
| | Tiffany |
| 06 Jul 2005 10:39 |
| | I seek advice on the appropriate time to ask the bull for his daughter\'s hoof in marriage. Should I wait until she's no longer a heifer? Or should I move in early and hope for the best? |
| | MooMan |
| 30 Jun 2005 02:10 |
| | I must say, this has me intrigued. I've never really had much satisfaction with the opposite sex and lately i've run into problems with relationship choices. |
| | Michael Jackson |
| 29 Jun 2005 19:09 |
| | I want to marry my dog, but he's a male and so am I... gay marriages are illegal in my state, what can I do? |
| | confused gay dog lover |
| 28 Jun 2005 22:16 |
| | All I can say is: wow. I really can't stop laughing at this site. The advertising image for 'DivorceYourPet.com' (http://www.marryyourpet.com/images/divorce1.gif) is even funnier than the rest of the site put together. This is great. |
| | Rayven |
| 28 Jun 2005 19:53 |
| | ..............wow................. |
| | extremely happy to be normal |
| 27 Jun 2005 18:06 |
| | This is about the most incrediable thing I've ever had the pleasure of coming across....Thank God there are people like you all to keep me entertained. Seriously...pet marriage?! I don't know if I should cry for you people or sit here and split at the seams in laughter. I'm so sorry your world has come to this, that you must marry your pet. I pity you.... |
| | Can't stop laughing |
| 26 Jun 2005 00:51 |
| | You know what...ya all need to quit making fun of this...
Just quit it...it's not even right.
Keep your mean and rude comments to yourselves... |
| | Francine |
| 25 Jun 2005 21:23 |
| | this is very weird........but hey, that's what makes this world great........
LOL |
| | Mr. Big Johnson |
| 21 Jun 2005 18:03 |
| | VOOR PO EN SNOETJE
gefeliciteerd met jullie eerste huwelijksverjaardag.Vanwege de gesteljden.xxx |
| | Johan from Belgium |
| 10 Jun 2005 20:45 |
| | YOU POOR LONLY WOMEN IF YOU SPENT HALF THE TIOME WITH YOUR LOOKS THEN YOUR PET YOU WOULD HAVE A LIFE PARNTER YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | JINXS |
| 29 May 2005 21:34 |
| | i have been wetting myself with all ure marrige stories |
| | |
| 29 May 2005 17:18 |
| | I had a wonderful doberman for the past eight years. I had tried for a long time to teach him to "woof" I do, so that we could be married for the Letterman show. He recently died of cancer....hopefully I can teach my two year old puppy to day I do before something happens to him too. In my heart, I'm married to my dogs, forever.....till death do us part....and then, we're never parted, are we? |
| | Ms. Dobe/USA |
| 29 May 2005 16:33 |
| | it is not actually an american site. |
| | person who came up with site |
| 29 May 2005 14:55 |
| | I came across this site and thought it was a joke till i realise that it was infact serious. Maybe you should be taking medication because this is a real psychological issues you have. I love my pets but i have the sense to know its not a sane idea. I then realised that this is an american website which then explained everything. thank god i'm not american!!! ohh my the way ive fallen inlove with my car can we get married!!! lol |
| | worried |
| 27 May 2005 22:10 |
| | This site ROCKS! I am going to ask my doggie tonight.... |
| | dog gone hopeful |
| 27 May 2005 21:58 |
| | I love this site. I have never laughed so hard. |
| | Mrs. Beagle |
| 27 May 2005 09:53 |
| | What the hell is wrong with you?!? I can just see it now. 5 years into the future you meet someone great but you can't do anything because you're married to a gerbil!!! Try explaining that without sounding like a freak. |
| | James Nasium |
| 26 May 2005 18:50 |
| | We are in the USA. Buster`s a tomcat, while I`m a tomman. If we can get permission from the polit beaur.......I mean congress, we`ll be back in touch. Wish we lived in a free country,but since the majority decided they would prefer to have a King ,freedom of choice, press,speech, and assembly have been resended and forget the right to bear arms. Good luck with your on-line wedding site. Keep it low key over here if the wedding police find out about it, you may have Bobbies at your door. Don`t worry `bout me and Buster we got guns and ammo they don`t know about, going to take at least one oil billionaire with us when we go. Peace..
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| | Bill |
| 23 May 2005 12:54 |
| | u r sad. i wana marry my stuffed boyfriend. he died 3 yrs ago without proposing and now its time to get him to the alter. if i say hes unconscious do u think anyone would notice. his parents dont know hes dead yet just out of town. therese |
| | it me therese |
| 16 May 2005 22:06 |
| | Hey this site is freaky!!!! I can't believe that I can merry my pet!!!! I am not cause i am only #$&%@$% years old |
| | Liz |
| 14 May 2005 08:42 |
| | Is it possible to love a website. Because I want to get married to this one. It's sooo hot. |
| | Gay-neck |
| 03 May 2005 22:12 |
| | Well I married my cat, Romeo, but recently I cheated on him with my new cat, Juliette, how do I tell him? Will he take the furniture and the kids?!Ohh please give me advise!!!!!!!!!! |
| | Torn |
| 28 Apr 2005 17:58 |
| | i married my goldfish he is very sweet he defends me when my dog attacks, for instanse, we are engaged he is called jeoffrey, we fell in love the very 1st time we layed fish eyes on eachother. well, a burgularcame and batterd me, however,jeoffry started smaking his fishyhead on his fishy glass to stop the burgular. i cried nooooo!!! not jeoffrey take me instead!!! so the burgular went looking for a guy upstairs, but i shouted "no! jeff is a fish!!"
"oh"said the burgular i will gobble him up. then suddenly i screamed noo im married to him!!! the fish growled and bugy went screaming!! |
| | charlotte |
| 09 Apr 2005 07:15 |
| | OK, now I've seen everything there is to see in one lifetime. |
| | geri |
| 31 Mar 2005 20:12 |
| | This is a fun site .... my human husband will be pursuaded marry our female cat, Margaret Rose Marie, and I will marry our male cat, Samuel David Michael. :) Hope my husband I won't be arrested, since we are already married to each other and prefer to keep that relationship going, too. :) |
| | candace muller |
| 11 Mar 2005 22:57 |
| | My husband (cat) Jerry was so loveable and domain to me. I'll never divorce him!!!! |
| | Fran G. |
| 25 Feb 2005 15:24 |
| | My husband (dog) humped my neighbor's leg. Should I file for a divorce? What if the court gives him half my stuff? |
| | Ellen |
| 14 Feb 2005 22:32 |
| | please can you help me. my friend married their pet, but we need to know whether we can marry her pet. we are in love with her snake, and we want to know what to do. |
| | holly p and rachel z |
| 09 Feb 2005 22:56 |
| | Lets see, I would marry our cat Prissy. She is great, but I think my wife and her have something going on. I would marry our dog Cloe, but she has a bad hip. Id marry my motherinlaws dog, but she is a old b17ch. I got a new ferret. Her name is Roxi. I think I will marry her. She bit my wifes lip the 2nd day we had her. |
| | me |
| 07 Feb 2005 03:48 |
| | Oh my GOSHHHH!!! Don't people see this website is for fun?!?! Okay, so most of us here in the orient see it that way. I doubt that anyone is committing bestiality with their pets... at least, I HOPE NOT!!!!! |
| | SuzieQue |
| 05 Feb 2005 14:50 |
| | Y DO U DO DIS 2 ME????? I FEEL BAD ENOUGH UR JUST POURING SALT INTO MY WOUNDS I HAV BN REJECTED HOW DO U FINK I FEEL ITS DID STUPID SITE THAT TURNED OUR RELATIONSHIP 2 CRAP THX A LOT |
| | MILLY |
| 31 Jan 2005 20:13 |
| | guys you're NUTTS |
| | GJKH |
| 24 Jan 2005 20:52 |
| | is mine on yet |
| | lulu fritz |
| 24 Jan 2005 20:51 |
| | u all are a bunch of freads |
| | lulu |
| 19 Jan 2005 17:08 |
| | Um... no offense, really, but isn't it a bit odd to marry your pet? I mean, I
hate A LOT of people, but not everyone (human-wise) is that bad. You just haven\'t been looking hard enough. Find your soul-mate; one thats not an animal. I love animals, but quite frankly I think people should marry within their own species. |
| | miss eclipse |
| 17 Jan 2005 18:30 |
| | I just want to thank you for providing this service. We (my eel/husband and I) didn't know about this service and ended up eloping in some far off land. What an ordeal that was! UGH! Hopefully this site will make it easier for people and their pets to become one and not feel like they have to hide their love in shame! |
| | Mrs. Eel |
| 16 Jan 2005 14:37 |
| | i need pure love to marry |
| | ahmed |
| 12 Jan 2005 22:01 |
| | hey me and my cat are getting married. Do you have any suggestions for napkin colours, I am scared it will clash with my dress. |
| | Maddy Woodman |
| 12 Jan 2005 21:31 |
| | Can u marry Adrian? Ive already married my hamster. We can have fun Adrian...
U people r all so weird, or must b desperate, like, ooo, yer, but, no, but yer but its like soooo i dont get it, anyway Im soo off... |
| | S Weeeeeeeeee |
| 12 Jan 2005 04:09 |
| | Is it possible to marry a car? |
| | Mike |
| 10 Jan 2005 05:13 |
| | I really want to marry my pet.....I'm just scared that once we got married we would not like each other anymore..and we would fall out of love. Any suggestions? |
| | SARA |
| 01 Jan 2005 17:05 |
| | With this website i hope that you will raise enough money so you can afford yourself a good GOOD shrink.
Some nasty filthy shit here.
P.S. The wedding ring that i bought for my tarantula does not fit :) |
| | Dax |
| 31 Dec 2004 02:02 |
| | my cat calefur is humping my pillow what do i do |
| | joe |
| 29 Dec 2004 21:54 |
| | im a lawyer i have a husband and a child but i also would marry my cat in a heartbeat i have degrees from colleges i have friends and i have a life im probably smarter and have more than most of you people that are leaving nasty critisizing messages so you all can kiss my butt and you probably dont even like animals which is good because they wouldnt have you anyways egyptians worshipped cats as gods and they had one of the largest and best civilizations in our world history so how stupid were they??? NOT VERY HUH!!!!! p.s. haters leave us lovers alone and you go get a life |
| | kit n kat |
| 29 Dec 2004 21:13 |
| | This site is proof the world is coming to an end.
|
| | matt |
| 29 Dec 2004 00:03 |
| | all i have to say is " the more humans i meet the more i LOVE MY CAT "!!!!!!!!! he's nicer kinder sweeter and more understanding and tolerant than any human ever could be |
| | catwhisperer |
| 28 Dec 2004 23:47 |
| | i think this site is great i am already married to my tom cat his name is husband he sleeps between me and my fiance (a human) and bites him when he tries to touch me at night its actually pretty cute they hate each other husband loves to give kisses and be with me all the time other than the kisses its purely platonic obviously anyone doing sexual things to their animals are sick and its not about that this is all about unconditional love and ONLY animals can give that this is why i married husband he is the best cat in the world well my world anyways |
| | abadbadkitty |
| 28 Dec 2004 20:47 |
| | everyone is right,this site is for sick minded bitches that dont have a life.you all should have your brain & soul examined.it doesnt matter if you are lonly,disliked,hated,ugly or stupid its just a bad idea.look,im 11,and im more mature than aduts.thats not only misfitting,but also stupid.ill sue this site,if its the last thing i do!
P.S.-rock on non lovers!!!! |
| | PETMARRIGEHATER123 |
| 28 Dec 2004 19:23 |
| | how scheid ik von mien peerd |
| | hennie |
| 28 Dec 2004 02:17 |
| | someday..... |
| | CJ Gaudette |
| 24 Dec 2004 23:43 |
| | I THINK THIS WEB SITE IS VERY DUMB. I LOVE MY CAT BUT I WON'T MARRY HER. IT WON'T COUNT FOR THE REAL THING. ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY WEIRD. |
| | HALLIE ROSE SMART |
| 23 Dec 2004 01:54 |
| | I think that this is rediculous web site my friends told me about it at work and i had to see for my self if there are really crazy people out there and sure enough there it was... you all are discusting and you make me sick. You all need to get a life!!!! |
| | smarky |
| 22 Dec 2004 00:59 |
| | I'm going to get married with my ant colony! |
| | adorable human being |
| 20 Dec 2004 21:28 |
| | Yesturday i porposed to my cat and he said yes now he's cheating on me what do i do (he was hgumping another perosn) |
| | upset :( |
| 19 Dec 2004 15:06 |
| | I don't have to go out of my way to marry an animal. The men here in Las Vegas, Nevada are pigs. |
| | Vegas Girl |
| 19 Dec 2004 01:24 |
| | I married my pet - my sweet Chelsea 13 years ago in a sweet tender relationship that continues to this day - but - this site is un needed and a total violation of my relationship with my dog - you are just trying to get money here to make people feel better about something that does not need to - I love my gal - but to marry my dog? thats rather sick - My animal lovers worlds around think this is sick -
you dont marry your dog - you just love it - |
| | Dakota |
| 15 Dec 2004 11:26 |
| | my slug sed yes. !!!! but has confessed to cheating on me with snaily, that slag! |
| | sluggy agen |
| 15 Dec 2004 11:24 |
| | i asked my pet slug to marry me but he declinedd with a no. |
| | sluggy |
| 11 Nov 2004 03:20 |
| | Hi ya'll,
This is GILBERT again...I'm starting to develop feelings for my goat Cornwallace....:( |
| | Gilbert Perez |
| 08 Nov 2004 18:42 |
| | this site is so bumb |
| | me |
| 28 Oct 2004 19:27 |
| | Howdy Ya'll. My horse "Lightning Quick" is a getting married to my best friend. I'm soooo happy for him and him. Any hoo the wedding is in march. |
| | Sideshow Bob |
| 27 Oct 2004 19:43 |
| | Me an my sister is a gittin married in 5 months she saids she donta mind sharin me with my posum. |
| | Mr. lichle |
| 27 Oct 2004 19:41 |
| | Since my sister won't wed me than My dog "Ham" will. He's a good ole dog, though a little blind in his seeing eye. Wish us luck, ya'll! |
| | Old Mcdonald |
| 26 Oct 2004 19:39 |
| | My hamster Twinkle Toes decided that it was time for us to tie the knot, we already have eight children together. |
| | Peter Griffin |
| 26 Oct 2004 19:38 |
| | me an my posom is gettin married tomarra it wont be the best day of my life but itle be a good one. im still a waitin for my sister to marry me. |
| | Mr. lichle |
| 26 Oct 2004 19:32 |
| | me and my goldfish are gitting married because I feel that we will be better at the bottom of the ocean so i will move there |
| | ferry |
| 25 Oct 2004 19:33 |
| | My dog Missy passed away last year. We were married for at least ten years. I really miss her and I don't know how I can go on without her. This last year has been the hardest I've ever had to face. |
| | No Name |
| 25 Oct 2004 14:18 |
| | I think this marriage thing is a very good idea - it makes you bond more with your pet - and - anyway - my Labrador thinks he´s married to me for 7 years even without a certificate :)) |
| | Sylvia |
| 21 Oct 2004 19:35 |
| | My donkey said yes to my proposal last night. Were getting married in the spring. |
| | Travs Long |
| 21 Oct 2004 19:30 |
| | I need some advice I think my dog is cheating on me but he wont tell me. please send advice. |
| | dog lover05 |
| 20 Oct 2004 19:52 |
| | You should just run and hide. Because you are ganna get messed up when the normal people find out. We'll be commin after you shortly! |
| | I'd rather die and be reborn just to be torchered over&over before bein like you |
| 20 Oct 2004 19:47 |
| | I caught my dog cheating on me with my best friends leg! Were getting a divorce. |
| | Mike |
| 19 Oct 2004 20:33 |
| | I want to marry my pet farret Baby, she is the only thing that can complete me. |
| | Jordan |
| 19 Oct 2004 13:01 |
| | I've always been a fan of gardening, and particularly enjoyed finding a crowd of woodlice under a rock or stump. The joy I experienced and fuzzy feeling in my heart was mistaken for a love of a hobby, but now I realise it is more...
There is this one particular woodlouse, I'm sure she feels the same, I often see her frolicking through the fibres of my carpet, this gives me an enourmous feeling of satisfation knowing that she can be near me whenever she likes.
But this mere feeling and moment of love isn't enough. |
| | --anon-- |
| 19 Oct 2004 13:01 |
| | |
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| 19 Oct 2004 08:40 |
| | Dear Mezzo, I suppose to marry the queen, so you will have all the other ants as your kids.
2 USI |
| | 2 USI |
| 18 Oct 2004 14:40 |
| | Hi, also kind regards from Germany. Whats about marruing my ant farm? Do I have problems with all or may I only marry the queen? |
| | mezzo |
| 16 Oct 2004 10:18 |
| | hello.here is kaddi from germany. i think this website is really funny. oh my god!! |
| | kaddi |
| 14 Oct 2004 18:55 |
| | I share my life with Ernest (my cat) for almost 13 years. He was by my side in good times and in bad times.
I think, he's a better friend to me as an human being.
Now I want to get married for the first time - my Ernest! |
| | Ramona |
| 14 Oct 2004 14:12 |
| | I love my cat |
| | Pipsi |
| 13 Oct 2004 16:41 |
| | Ohh my god I think my Dog is cheating on me!!!!! |
| | hopeless case |
| 12 Oct 2004 17:55 |
| | Im so upset today, my cat (kitty Man) has recently been acting very aloof and hes very inpendant of me, I am afraid he is not with me all of the time any suggestions, he is the love of my life. I was going to propose this christmas but know I am having second thoughts . so sad. |
| | Motiff |
| 12 Oct 2004 17:45 |
| | my cat asked me for a diorce last night, so sad. |
| | bambi |
| 12 Oct 2004 06:17 |
| | my name is francis from nigeria. i will love to marri if you can find me a wife.
thank you.
francis |
| | francis |
| 11 Oct 2004 21:20 |
| | What if I wanna marry my cat & dog, is that illegal?? Hurry and tell me or they are both going to leave me real soon |
| | runs with scissors |
| 10 Oct 2004 08:42 |
| | What a funny site - nearly fell of my chair ! My 2 cats Felix+Charly helped me up-thank you boys -and we are are now talkng about marriage over a cup of tea .P.S.Hope my spelling is ok! |
| | Angela |
| 09 Oct 2004 16:22 |
| | I have 7 cats, would we get a discount on the Marriage License? Hey, great website - great idea! Animals are smarter than people - that's obvious from some of the comments here. Good Luck with it! *SABRE throws confetti* |
| | SABRE Cougar - Canada |
| 08 Oct 2004 21:20 |
| | I was going to a RSPCA about two years ago and saw a mutt which had been abandoned by its previous owner. I tdidn't have a name tag so I named it Murno. We married but have recently seperated due to differnce of opinion.
I am looking for a golden retriever about four years old who enjoys long walks on the cornish beaches and lies to fetch. |
| | Sammy and Murno |
| 08 Oct 2004 13:28 |
| | no other problems? |
| | Stefan |
| 08 Oct 2004 12:20 |
| | but what is a marriage without sex? yep, boooring. ;-) |
| | dildo baggins |
| 04 Oct 2004 14:09 |
| | im all against pet marriages but i have 1 thing to say. all you people bitching about this site, learn how to fucking spell |
| | yeah man |
| 01 Oct 2004 11:49 |
| | well mr.woggles, all i can say is show bobby a good time. take her places she hasn't been for a while and the romance will come flooding back |
| | care bear |
| 30 Sep 2004 20:49 |
| | Well i do agree with care bear, i also have been having problems. Its bobby, he just dont seem to want me anymore. |
| | Mr. Woggles |
| 29 Sep 2004 10:39 |
| | well morgan, i think you should get some wine, maybe some lobsters and just talk things through with sparky. |
| | care bear |
| 27 Sep 2004 21:27 |
| | Hello everyone. Me and my partner, Sparky have been having lots of problems. I was thinking about a divroce. What do u think? |
| | Morgan |
| 27 Sep 2004 11:32 |
| | And what about spelling? I think people who can't spell shouldn't be allowed to marry anyone, let alone reproduce. |
| | Tom |
| 23 Sep 2004 03:34 |
| | i want to ask my garden gnome, harry, to marry me but am afraid of rejection. also, my pet rock, lucius, is of a very jealous disposition. |
| | yeaforresinsculpturelovin' |
| 10 Sep 2004 23:24 |
| | good girl nice girl betiful girl ,i wana you if you are she.
the raely love and host . |
| | zentaan |
| 26 Aug 2004 15:59 |
| | this is stupid idear to mary your pet i will rather mary a boy compared to a pet people you are just stupid to mary a pet mary somthing but a pet. |
| | h.w |
| 25 Aug 2004 14:15 |
| | i want to marry a slug!! |
| | evw |
| 20 Aug 2004 15:40 |
| | i just got married to my eagle owl and - whoo-hoo! - he's fantastic! |
| | ornithologirl |
| 20 Aug 2004 15:02 |
| | i want to marry my cat |
| | ghtr |
| 20 Aug 2004 14:27 |
| | im going to marry my spider, so we can live in a web of luxury |
| | spidergirl |
| 20 Aug 2004 14:25 |
| | I wish id married a chicky pig then my husband it be easier to squish!!!! |
| | sj |
| 20 Aug 2004 13:05 |
| | i would like to marry my dog but my dad said no |
| | sarah lltrd |
| 20 Aug 2004 12:48 |
| | hi i would like to marry my rabbit, but he said no he wonts to marry next doors cat!! |
| | EW?? |
| 20 Aug 2004 12:47 |
| | Marry a person you sick wierd nutters!! |
| | sarz |
| 19 Aug 2004 23:03 |
| |
i have 3 lovely goldfish but how du i choose which one to marry? |
| | samantha woodrow |
| 19 Aug 2004 22:02 |
| | you know people who think this site is disturbed are heartless losers who obviously don't care about other people and their tradgedies have a heart! |
| | Zuki |
| 18 Aug 2004 19:59 |
| | you sad sad idiots who make fun of this site need some help yourselves people love their pets and some have bad relationships with people, stop being so fucking close minded!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | zuki |
| 18 Aug 2004 16:56 |
| | I love My Dogs but I think it is so sad that people dress them up in ridiculous clothes to be like Humans has no one thought of the stress this must bring to the animals -dogs love swimming muddy walks all they really need is a collar to identify them not stupid stupid clothes !!! |
| | sheila basher |
| 17 Aug 2004 22:36 |
| | to the sad few who have quite missed the point of this site, I would like to make it clear that this love is purely plutonic. |
| | dominique |
| 17 Aug 2004 20:29 |
| | who ever gets married to their pet is very sad |
| | candsie |
| 17 Aug 2004 20:23 |
| | this is the best and most hilarious web site in the world nice one! |
| | Zuki |
| 17 Aug 2004 02:21 |
| | total toss |
| | dangerous dave |
| 17 Aug 2004 01:22 |
| | LOL This site is hilarious! I've never seen a spoof site this funny! |
| | Vaneesha |
| 16 Aug 2004 21:50 |
| | Oh My Goodness!!This Is The Sort Of Site I'd Make!!Although Saying That, Me And Blue Have Been Happily Married Now For Four Years!And Thanks To This Site, Both Of Us Have Never Been So Happy!!I Hear The Patter Of Tiny Pawsteps In The Horizon!! |
| | A Very Satisfied User!! |
| 16 Aug 2004 19:22 |
| | I've seen it all now!! People who actually take this for real are not only pathetic but seriously need to get out more. Have you ever heard of socialising? I've had some pretty shitty relationships before but i'd NEVER marry my pet for fuck sake!! GET A LIFE & GET OUT MORE! |
| | Reality |
| 16 Aug 2004 19:18 |
| | Hehehe.... Pure class. Very tongue-in-cheek |
| | mina |
| 16 Aug 2004 17:28 |
| | i think this website is barking mad and if your seriously thinking about it you muts need a mental hospital! |
| | bella |
| 16 Aug 2004 16:24 |
| | Hello, I am married to Miss Mule, I am her donkey, terrence, and i have a confession..I have been cheatin on you for 3 years with the next door neighbour, Archibald, Yes, I am gay! |
| | Terrence The Donkey |
| 15 Aug 2004 20:26 |
| | cookoh! am i fucking stoned or is this for real. |
| | reefa |
| 15 Aug 2004 19:24 |
| | i am not supprised some one thought of this site but after looking here ive seen it all now lol hahahaha stay away from charlie(mycat). |
| | glittery |
| 15 Aug 2004 17:37 |
| | i have fallen in love with a duck do |
| | lusty |
| 15 Aug 2004 17:25 |
| | FREAKS |
| | sue |
| 15 Aug 2004 14:50 |
| | I've been married to my donkey for 6 years now, but recently I have reason to suspect that he has been cheating on me with the woman next door. I want to have it out with the two of them, but I'm not sure how I would cope if my suspicions were confirmed. Any advice?
I don't want to lose my donkey. |
| | Mrs Mule |
| 15 Aug 2004 14:38 |
| | i believe this site is for those people who love there pets.for that reason you must remember there are people who have been or are lonly and who only have pets for company so why not.as many people say there pets are members of ther family so is that sick as well?then you have people who adopt are they sick? i think the answer is NO so leave them alone its up to them .ws for the site ITS BRILLIANT KEEP IT UP |
| | DAVE |
| 14 Aug 2004 01:19 |
| | It's amazing how many people take this serious. We need help? No, YOU need to step away from you r computer & take a reality check. |
| | ~T~ |
| 13 Aug 2004 18:01 |
| | O_o
I don't know what to say. |
| | Rachel |
| 13 Aug 2004 16:27 |
| | You people are absolutely sick and pathetic! Please seek psyciatric treatment asap! |
| | disgusted |
| 12 Aug 2004 22:10 |
| | thanks for the laughs. I love it! But what would Betty Bowers think? |
| | Mary |
| 11 Aug 2004 17:00 |
| | Love this site! I have a beautiful Barzoi called Robin (after Robin Gibb) and he's the the best thing that's ever happened to me really (and I have been with a lot of 'real' men before I got Robin, believe me!). I would love to be his true wedded wife, however I need to be sure that my love is really being reciprocated. I mean, dogs are just so devoted and giving by nature and I really woiuldn't want to inflict something on him he doesn't really want with his own heart. How can I find out? Any tips?
Thank you & best wishes from Germany! |
| | Michelle |
| 30 Jul 2004 17:04 |
| | You people are mentally ill and need some help. If we were supposed to marry something that couldnt talk to us we would not be able to talk ourselves. You need some serious serious help. You have SERIOUS issues |
| | kbar |
| 14 Jul 2004 21:45 |
| | It's a very good thing you people won't breed. |
| | Kusanagi |
| 14 Jul 2004 13:18 |
| | well there was this one time (I don't know whether you can relate to it) and I was talking to my lettuce and she just wouldn't speak back, doesn't she love me?? Whats wrong with me, I think if I ask her to marry me I might make things better and we can then go back to the way we were, having fun together. I LOVE LETTUCE! |
| | me |
| 10 Jul 2004 00:14 |
| | What in the flying fuck is going on here, the internet isnt one big Utah you delusional bastards.
And by the way you sick fucks, you think you r pet loves you, go ahead, Open the door and let him outside AND see if he comes home bitches |
| | Talon Strike |
| 07 Jul 2004 07:42 |
| | I was wondering if you can recommend a site to get divorced from my pet. I found out my bitch has been sleeping around; her litter looks more like the mailman. |
| | Brooding in California |
| 07 Jul 2004 04:31 |
| | YOU GUYS SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME |
| | Lawngnome |
| 03 Jul 2004 02:18 |
| | I'm glad to see that Southerners now have other options besides marrying kinfolk. |
| | Ruby |
| 25 Jun 2004 01:48 |
| | I wanna marry my bitch but the bitch dont stop barking just like her mum!
I still love her though |
| | Mr Snuffles |
| 24 Jun 2004 20:03 |
| | I'm just surprised that this site can keep getting attention and can keep ya'll's dirty language on it for so long... |
| | scc in kyusa |
| 24 Jun 2004 05:51 |
| | Does this apply to stuffed animals too? |
| | Me |
| 14 Jun 2004 07:35 |
| | I took Mr. Stinky's hand in fucking marriage. I had to move to Florida and came back for him a year later. He not only refused to be with me, he clwed at, and hissed at me. He threw his ring at me, and divorced me. I was pissed. This one's true, I swear it! Asshole. |
| | Mrs. Stinky |
| 01 Jun 2004 21:36 |
| |
Hello dear
i would marry
Please wait a minute
My name is EDRE Libyan citizen born , old 33 years
Male / single. I never marry
you are vere beautful , nice
I need girl partner my life she is beautiful , sweets, truth nice , sincerity,
And I would to be life ingredients trust , respect, joy
Mutual, understanding and both us love family us
I would talk you I never married
Why I don’t marry to date because I were loved girl above 7 years
After wards she is married from relative
After wards I busy to reading , studying , working , try one’s best forgot she
The real thing I need true wife
I want to be happy life with my beloved
My Hobbies sports , special football , walking, travels , reading . writing, knowledge another culture and Enjoy on life , . writing poetry .
I hold a BSC degree in arts and Education since 1994 / 1993 and
a diploma degree in history and geography
ago i were worked in university as a staff responsible in administration during the loot 5 years , i could gain a good experience in administration organization and team leading . i had some trainings related to computers , maintenance and programming
I was the head of the computer group at the administration where
I teach students Arabic language.
also I have computer skills and learning new skills quickly and easily I speak some English and also passable learn other languge
My goal have family and child
I would send my photo but I can’t
Please give me other email like yahoo
Also send me your photo
I waiting you to send message
Please send me about this email
emnise1370@yahoo.com
|
| | emni |
| 31 May 2004 01:57 |
| | When will the honeymoon pics be up???? |
| | Hot 4 Gerbils |
| 27 May 2004 19:08 |
| | Astonishing site - beautifully crafted! Would anyone be interested in taking part in a UK television programme about people's passion for their pets and how this affects their life/relationships....
It would be lovely to hear from you. Please contact: Ainslie on +44 207 713 6868 or e-mail: ainsliefoster@yahoo.co.uk
With all best wishes
Ainslie Foster |
| | Ainslie Foster |
| 23 May 2004 02:12 |
| | Is this site a joke or are you people for real? |
| | the normal dude |
| 22 May 2004 17:20 |
| | i'd be curious to know how many people have actually paid to do this .. the 'ask adrian' page is genius
well done! |
| | velma |
| 20 May 2004 12:46 |
| | Southerners and Albertans will be delighted .They steadfastly oppose same-sex marriage , but have long accepted different-species intimacy .
LOL , I think ....
|
| | Bart Vincelette |
| 18 May 2004 18:40 |
| | Can I marry my sea monkeys? would it be polygamny to marry them all? |
| | James Anthony |
| 18 May 2004 18:14 |
| | Has anyone considered eating their pet? My cat Snowy has beautiful thighs and I just know they would taste good. But it's just sooo bad! |
| | Vicki Ensor |
| 18 May 2004 17:43 |
| | I love my cats. Squeaky is the best. I think that I would marry her first. She loves her mummy |
| | Victoria Ensor |
| 17 May 2004 16:16 |
| | you should grow up |
| | bob |
| 17 May 2004 12:26 |
| | I'm married to my dog, 'Bono' but recently I've been having feeling for my cat 'Michelle', I don't know what to do...Michelle wants me to leave Bono and set up home with her, but me and Bono have been through so much together..........also, isn't it wrong? I mean 'Michelle' is a female, doesn't God frown on same sex relationships.... |
| | Jamie |
| 12 May 2004 18:19 |
| | My mother says this is both illegal, and alluring... all the while being an outlet for my creativity. |
| | IHEARTKittyPr0n |
| 11 May 2004 23:40 |
| | hi y'all, 3 cats and a dog here ...we love this stuff ..BRAVO ! xxx |
| | m+k happy commune |
| 11 May 2004 20:55 |
| | woah. can i get married to my pet steak? or a cheeseburger? its dead, but i think it said yes.. |
| | charley |
| 11 May 2004 14:41 |
| | I am married to my Cat for 4 years now. But the other day, i saw this other cat and i fell so in love!!!! the color, the furr, rrrrrr!!!!!! What should i do? |
| | Kimmy! |
| 11 May 2004 14:40 |
| | I have been happily married to my sheep for 5 years now, so everybody should shut up!! |
| | Olly |
| 05 May 2004 23:40 |
| | siete fuori di testa |
| | jèjè |
| 30 Apr 2004 17:48 |
| | this is the weirdest site ever . Yall people have some serious problems. |
| | courtney |
| 28 Apr 2004 05:55 |
| | this is seriously really weird
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| | karen |
| 23 Apr 2004 21:04 |
| | i have a rabbit at home and all the time my sister fight over it. if i get marry would it be all mine? |
| | debbi |
| 23 Apr 2004 04:38 |
| | Punch line," PLEASE"!! |
| | Beltran |
| 21 Apr 2004 15:54 |
| | my gerbil says hi |
| | fred |
| 16 Apr 2004 15:04 |
| | I wonder if there's also the chance to marry... well... you know... i mean... if I could.. perhaps...
would you marry me to a glass of Nutella? C'mon... Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase... |
| | H. |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:39 |
| | i can just picture you slapping your knee thinking you're so ingenious, you creamy bastards... i will poop on you 'till your parakeet gives you anal. |
| | Marcus |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:39 |
| | thank you so much for your site, it's the first time i laughed in weeks (probably longer).
Gotta run, time to pick out a wedding dress!
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| | sherry-bear-lee-there |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:39 |
| | You are sick and need to be fucked by a big stud!! This will probably cure you.. |
| | John Goedmakers |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:38 |
| | Wow, this site is the biggest proof of human stupidity ever. I am so embarrased to be human, But congrats to you guys. You apparently found a means to exploit human stupidity, and to exploit people who obviously have psychological issues which they try to mend by over-bonding with their pets. Good luck in your business endevours. |
| | youwish@nomail.com |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:37 |
| | I've got this really intimate relationship with one of my trees. Can we also marry through your site? |
| | Danny |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:37 |
| | this is the stupids site i ever have seen in the www
those people who need to marry there pets have to go to a psychatrie maybe they have no real frinds and no sex
animal are here to take care of them but not to marrie
people die all day cause they got nothing to eat and the americans are so stupid and marrie there animals
this is soooo fucking crazy
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| | nice greedings from germany |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:37 |
| | you is very good
your will marry my full bearup!
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| | firlink |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:37 |
| | Why are you guys such sick fucks? What the Fuck are you doing? This is Almost as bad as gay marriage! Get a life! |
| | Drew |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:36 |
| | Hahaha, Great site, funny response. WOO to you! |
| | Heart Fire |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:36 |
| | this is the most disgusting pathetic site I have ever seen- why the hell
would you promote something like this-don't we have enough perverts and
problems in this world... what are YOU THINKING@! Good Lord! Someone needs
to throw your ass in jail !
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| | Carrie P |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:35 |
| | Were you high when you made this site? |
| | Krissy |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:35 |
| | Hey neato guys! |
| | Jim M |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:35 |
| | i like other ppl(female humans), does that make me kinda weird? |
| | Norm Al Fellow |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:34 |
| | Are you retarded? |
| | Disturbed |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:34 |
| | umm...im just curious...but dont you think this website is pretty gay...i mean think about it....kinda friggin stupid to get married with your pet when thats what humans are here for...just a question |
| | Becca |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:33 |
| | i do have to at least say this site is funny as hell. i am not suprised it exist. |
| | Vinnie |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:30 |
| | I think I really connect with my dog on a different level than most other pet owners and their pets, and when my dog, Murfy, stumbled across your website and showed it to me, it was like a gift from the pet-marrying gods. So I waited until the time was right and it just felt right and then I popped the question. Murfy said yes, but not in so many words. My only concern with my marriage to Murfy is that we are both dudes, and although same sex marriages are now legal in Canada where we reside, I don't know if that includes same sex-different species marriages. The law is tricky, and I really want this to be special and official, as I do sometimes catch Murfy eyeing that poodle next door. I feel if he had a wedding collar on then that damn slutty poodle would keep to her own side of the fence. Anyways, if you can help me I would really appreciate it, and I promise to send you pictures from our honeymoon. |
| | Braden Deane. |
| 15 Apr 2004 13:22 |
| | dont u think its bith desperate and fruity 2 marry ur pet? |
| | Austin |
