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| Thomas (13), ginger, a bitch in more ways than one. |
Marco (36), plays nasty tricks with the cat biscuits. |
"I thought you'd never ask." |
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| "I'm an easygoing kind of cat." |
"She'd have left if I didn't commit." |
"How many partners have you had Thomas?" |
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| "Does it count if the bride walks off halfway through?" |
"How did you talk me into this?" |
"Oh go on then!" |
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| "Can't you just tell how much she loves me." |
"Gosh, the postman. Could that be for me?" |
"Oh my god, it's our wedding certificate, letter and t-shirt!" |
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"Hey Thomas, we're officially
a couple!" |
"Am I showing off my devotion to my pet or just my biceps?" |
"Leave me and I'll take half the house." |
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Ah! Isn't it time you married your pet? yes / no
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